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no this woman is different. she’s incredible. shes just like me. she talks like me, she acts like me, she even ordered cereal in a restaurant. we even had the same initials.

ive just realized whats going on… now i know what ive been looking for all these years. myself! ive been waiting for me to come along. and now ive swept myself off my feet!

— jerry seinfeld

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