September 2011
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clientsfromhell: Me: “And what version of Windows are you using?” He: “Look, pal.  I know two things about this fucking computer.  I paid a lot of fucking money for it, and it doesn’t fucking work.”
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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“I am legally obliged to offer you a lunch break, but if you were dedicated to...”
– From a boss who offers no sick pay and the minimum legal requirement for holidays.  (via clientsfromhell)
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Elliott: You're getting audited? Oh, you shoulda used my guy. He's a creepy little weasel who knows every little loophole and gets a sexual thrill outta cheating the feds.
Nina: Who is he?
Finch: Me.
Nina: Are you really that good?
Finch: Last year the government paid me 20 grand not to grow corn.
Nina: You're hired.
Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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“The government hates rappers. You know why I say that? Because they don’t...”
– Chris Rock
Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
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Larry: Do you know what people say when you guys leave the room?
Jeff: What? What do they say?
Larry: Poor bastard.
Sep 15th
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“… So it went over to grape — who’s doing quite well. And he...”
– Gary Gulman
Sep 14th
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“O’Reilly publicist Mary Rotman spent her afternoon today at a local senior...”
– O’Reilly Media
Sep 13th
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“To tell you the truth, whenever I see a woman who’s happy, she’s...”
– Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiam
Sep 13th
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Sep 13th
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“If I don’t feel fresh, I can’t make the sales.”
– grail
Sep 5th