July 2011
12 posts
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Nurse: tonight is the shrimp scampi but you substituted for the hamburger.
Gramsie: That was smart.
Jul 29th
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“No I’m not jerking off I’m doing kickflips”
– coniconde
Jul 14th
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This has gone too far
chad: hey, I'm gonna come spend the day with you tomorrow. you wanna get lunch somewhere?
bonbon: no.
Jul 12th
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“i got a fat list of fat foods to make for my fat booty”
– v
Jul 7th
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Finch: Hey you know her friend Benny, what does she look like?
Elliott: You've never met her either?
Finch: No, but I picture a woman with a face put together like a ransom note.
Jul 7th
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Jul 5th
2 notes
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Jul 4th
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“We were having sex, and about 12 seconds in, I felt an approaching orgasm. In...”
– Charlie, 28
Jul 3rd
9 notes
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Jul 2nd
“it smells manly? It’s lavender.”
– clayton
Jul 2nd