November 2010
34 posts
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“That’s what autism is. They like water.”
– Wu
Nov 1st
October 2010
20 posts
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“One time I want to order just a bucket of flan”
– mattmc
Oct 31st
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“I won’t go out with a girl who smokes. It’s disgusting.”
– r
Oct 30th
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“if tom had learned anything, it was that you cant describe great cosmic...”
– 500 days of summer
Oct 29th
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Oct 26th
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“I kinda want to watch that guy drill our balls”
– gbarnes
Oct 24th
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“I think awkwardness is funny. I think inappropriateness is funny.”
– Zach Galifianakis
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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“I’ll say to her, I like to use euphemisms. Then ask her if she knows what...”
– Jerry
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Jerry: You probably have the thing where you say hi but hear bye
Chad: Dyslexia?
Jerry: Yah, I have that too
Chad: I probably got it from you
Jerry: Yah, I've got your hair style too
Oct 21st
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“Theres two times I don’t talk. When I’m sleeping When I have...”
– Jerry
Oct 20th
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Oct 17th
721 notes
3 tags
Oct 17th
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“More people visited Facebook than Google for the week ending March 13, 2010.”
– Wikipedia
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Listendont you know what it means to become an orgy...
Oct 12th
4 notes
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Oct 9th
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“He could have been a model. When he acted interested in me, I couldn’t believe...”
– heterosexual woman, age 26
Oct 9th
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Oct 5th