August 2009
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“its her birthday, i wanted to get her something special. plus, victoria secret...”
– Dennis Finch
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“You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when...”
– Nisha’s Unknown Source
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“you gotta play to win or wait to lose. get that tattooed somewhere.”
– jonesy
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“we make pornstars like we should make doctors in menifee”
– jigglie
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“What? I’m easily amused by giant dibs?”
– Deb
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Alaska Airlines Flight 543
Flight attendant: you know you're in an emergency exit row, are you ok with that?
Jonesy: I requested it.
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“Fresh breathe is an oral handshake”
– Donnie
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“You got a pool table in here and it matches the ceiling, you should have...”
– Clower