February 2012
7 posts
5 tags
Feb 6th
Manson: What is your wireless network? Just beachy?
Autbott: :)
Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
3 tags
Feb 4th
1 tag
Feb 3rd
4 tags
Feb 2nd
2 notes
2 tags
Feb 1st
8 notes
January 2012
5 posts
6 tags
Jan 31st
2 tags
Jan 30th
1 note
3 tags
Tennis is a rough sport
A: Are you still sore today?
K: A little bit. My ass hurts.
Jan 25th
2 tags
Jan 17th
2 tags
“Stand back while I turn this conversation into a conversensation”
– Sheldon Cooper
Jan 7th
December 2011
17 posts
4 tags
Dec 29th
2 tags
Dec 28th
2 tags
Dec 27th
1 note
1 tag
“Hahaha thats the best text I’ve ever got! And you’re a perv.”
– NS
Dec 26th
2 tags
Dec 26th
2 tags
Dec 25th
3 tags
Dec 25th
2 notes
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Dec 22nd
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“There was one show where I rocked out hard then at the end I found out my bass...”
– G
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
3 notes
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Dec 19th
1 note
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Dec 18th
1 note
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Dec 17th
1 tag
Dec 15th
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Dec 5th
1 tag
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
November 2011
14 posts
1 tag
Nov 26th
“If we crop out the fat kid, will it knock the file size down enough?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Nov 25th
624 notes
Nov 21st
1 tag
Nov 18th
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ListenMary: Can I show you something? Clark: Ah. I was...
Nov 17th
3 notes
2 tags
Nov 16th
1 tag
Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
1 note
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“You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice...”
– Raj
Nov 10th
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1 tag
Nov 7th
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Nov 6th
2 tags
Nov 5th
3 tags
Nov 4th
3 tags
Nov 2nd
3 notes
1 tag
Nov 1st
October 2011
9 posts
1 tag
Oct 26th
1 tag
Then don't fucking ask for it.
I: I would like to set up automatic payment.
Hartford: I can help you with that. What is your account number?
I: I already entered it into the phone.
Hartford: What?
I: I already entered it into the automated system.
Hartford: Oh, we don't get that information, sir.
I: Then why do they ask for it?
Hartford: I don't know, sir.
Oct 25th
23 notes
1 tag
Oct 25th
3 tags
WatchWatch
phonetage / UCI-ish from chad d on Vimeo. A trip to and around UCI as seen from my iPhone! Featuring: Rob Cavallo, Randy Padayao, Balls, Andrew Lutheran and some cameos of the homies. Song: Built to Spill - The Wait
Oct 24th
2 tags
Oct 23rd
“I am bald and wearing a white t-shirt with a purple octopus on it.”
– craigslist guy
Oct 18th