January 2012
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Tennis is a rough sport
A: Are you still sore today?
K: A little bit. My ass hurts.
Jan 25th
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Jan 17th
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“Stand back while I turn this conversation into a conversensation”
– Sheldon Cooper
Jan 7th
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December 2011
17 posts
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Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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“Hahaha thats the best text I’ve ever got! And you’re a perv.”
– NS
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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“There was one show where I rocked out hard then at the end I found out my bass...”
– G
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
November 2011
14 posts
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Nov 26th
“If we crop out the fat kid, will it knock the file size down enough?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Nov 25th
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Nov 21st
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Nov 18th
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ListenMary: Can I show you something? Clark: Ah. I was...
Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 15th
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Nov 14th
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“You can’t ruin a friendship with sex. That’s like trying to ruin ice...”
– Raj
Nov 10th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 6th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 4th
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
October 2011
9 posts
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Oct 26th
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Then don't fucking ask for it.
I: I would like to set up automatic payment.
Hartford: I can help you with that. What is your account number?
I: I already entered it into the phone.
Hartford: What?
I: I already entered it into the automated system.
Hartford: Oh, we don't get that information, sir.
I: Then why do they ask for it?
Hartford: I don't know, sir.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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WatchWatch
phonetage / UCI-ish from chad d on Vimeo. A trip to and around UCI as seen from my iPhone! Featuring: Rob Cavallo, Randy Padayao, Balls, Andrew Lutheran and some cameos of the homies. Song: Built to Spill - The Wait
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
“I am bald and wearing a white t-shirt with a purple octopus on it.”
– craigslist guy
Oct 18th
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Oct 9th
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Oct 8th
September 2011
20 posts
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clientsfromhell: Me: “And what version of Windows are you using?” He: “Look, pal.  I know two things about this fucking computer.  I paid a lot of fucking money for it, and it doesn’t fucking work.”
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
“I am legally obliged to offer you a lunch break, but if you were dedicated to...”
– From a boss who offers no sick pay and the minimum legal requirement for holidays.  (via clientsfromhell)
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st